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Transylmania

Some enterprising idiot decided--what with all the Twilight hoopla--to retitle National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 3 and release it to theaters! Party-hardy college kids Pete, Cliff, Newmar and Wang (all played by actors you've never heard of) end up as exchange students in Romania where their lame sex and booze jokes are hurled at bloodsucking vampires. The Asian guy is named "Wang"--are you laughing yet? 92 minutes R.