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The Human Centipede

Where to start? Where to start? OK, Dutch director Tom Six directed this English language horror film with the aim of shocking and horrifying jaded audiences. Mission accomplished! The familiar setup finds two ditzy American tourists (Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie) searching for shelter after their car breaks down in a rainstorm. Unfortunately for them, they stumble across the abode of crazy, Nazi-esque surgeon Doctor Heiter (Dieter Laser in a one of the all-time great psycho villain roles). Seems ol' Doc Heiter just wants to create a human centipede by ... you know, stitching three humans together via their gastric systems. Let's just say he succeeds. 90 minutes Unrated.