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Vampires Suck

From those tiresome guys behind Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans comes yet another goofy horror movie spoof. (Making this, in effect, Scary Movie 5, only without the title.) This one lampoons the Twilight movies. Twi-hards won't appreciate the ribbing and Twi-haters won't care. 82 minutes PG-13.