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Machete

Robert Rodriguez spins one of the mock trailers from Grindhouse into a full-length '70s-style exploitation flick. Danny Trejo stars as an ex-Federale who launches a bloody campaign of revenge after being betrayed by his former bosses. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Lindsay Lohan are just some of the stars along for the dark and dirty ride. Admittedly, there are moments when it's as over-the-top silly as The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl. Still, if you're in the market from blood, boobs and insane action, Machete delivers the groceries and refuses a tip. 105 minutes R. (Opens Friday 5/12)