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Going the Distance

A cute girl (Drew Barrymore) and a cute guy (Justin Long) meet cute and have a cute relationship. Only problem: She's got to move back home to San Francisco in six weeks. So they give the long-distance relationship thing a go. And then ... Oh, wait. There is no "and then." That's basically the whole movie. The script throws in a bunch of crude jokes about penises, phone sex and dry humping (none of which are particularly funny). Other than that, it's like watching a two-hour commercial for 109 minutes R.