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“Up yours, Britney Spears.”


Christina Aguilera plays an innocent Iowa farm girl (Suspension of disbelief already? Not a good sign.) who moves to L.A. in search of fame and fortune. She finds it working at a rundown burlesque club on Sunset Strip. There, our heroine encounters backstage catfights, Cher in a corset and a love triangle with a nice bartender and a skeevy real estate developer. FULL REVIEW: We hereby postpone this striptease act to give you a Christina Aguilera concert by Devin D. O’Leary (11/25/2010). 119 minutes PG-13.