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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Imported all the way from Finland, this holiday shocker has an archeological team digging up the burial tomb of one Santa Claus. Turns out he's not dead. Also: This guy's anything but a right jolly old elf. He's actually the scary, judgmental old bastard we always thought he was. When local children start disappearing, a young boy and his reindeer-hunting father set out to capture the pissed-off myth. And maybe hold him for ransom. Santa's creepy little elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. A dark and wildly humorous nightmare just in time for Christmas. In English and Finnish with English subtitles. 84 minutes R.