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GUARANTEED FRESH as of Thursday July 20, 2017 at 5:21 pm Times and listings are for Friday 7/21 through Thursday 7/27


Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Really, what can we say? Questionably talented hot girl Megan Fox has been replaced by questionably talented hot girl Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as Shia LaBeouf's girlfriend. There's probably a new robot or two. Storywise, we've got a long-lost Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon that the Autobots and the Decepticons are in a race against time to reach and ... yeah, who cares about the story? It all boils down to 157 minutes worth of robots punching each other. 157 minutes PG-13.