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Apollo 18

Yup, it's another one of those "found footage" horror films. Think Paranormal Activity or The Last Exorcism or The Blair Witch Project (or if you really know your horror history, Cannibal Holocaust). This one assembles "real," long-lost footage from the top-secret Apollo 18 mission to the moon. Apparently, that's when our astronauts encountered some kind of deadly alien whatchamacallit (not at all related to the deadly alien whatchamacallit that Apollo astronauts found in Transformers: Dark of the Moon). It's silly and boring and will hurt your eyes to watch. 88 minutes PG-13.