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Creature

An SUV full of nubile, spring break-bound college kids (some young actors you've basically never heard of) takes a detour through swampy Louisiana. As expected (by the audience, anyway), they break down and run afoul of some mythical half-human/half-alligator beastie who hunts them down and kills them one-by-one. Hoping to lure horror fans, the legendary Sid Haig (Spider Baby, House of 1,000 Corpses) drops by for a cameo. It's not enough to raise this above the most basic '80s blood-and-boobs throwback. But sometimes, a monster in a rubber suit and a bucket of fake blood is all you want. 92 minutes R.