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Abduction

Taylor Lautner (Twilight, your daughter's bedroom wall) stars as in this B-grade thriller as a young man whose life gets turned upside down when he stumbles across his baby picture on a missing persons website. In short order, his "parents" are murdered, superspy assassins are on his tail, and he's required to do his best Jason Bourne imitation. What's the big secret everybody's trying to protect? ... I'm guessing it's the fact that Lautner was actually cloned from a vat of Silly Putty by government scientists. 106 minutes PG-13.