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Jason X

You can't keep a good man down. Proving this point is the tenth (count 'em!) movie outing for machete-weilding maniac Jason Voorhees. This time around, it's the 25th century, and a cryogenically frozen Jason has been thawed out just in time to carve up a bunch of teenagers in outer space. (No, I'm not kidding.) You've at least got to give the filmmakers credit for coming up with a different direction. If only they'd remembered to include a little sex and violence, this thing might have been watchable. 93 minutes