Hollywood tried hipping up Alexandre Dumas' classic novel back in 1993 with Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland and Chris O'Donnell. That didn't work. Now, we've got the likes of Matthew Macfadyen (Robin Hood), Luke Evans (Clash of the Titans), Ray Stevenson (Punisher: War Zone) and Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief) swinging swords and cracking wise. Still, director Paul W.S. Anderson (Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, AVP: Alien Vs. Predator, Death Race) makes sure wife Milla Jovovich is front-and-center for all the ridiculously anachronistic, Pirates of the Caribbean-meets-The Matrix explodo-action. 110 minutes PG-13.