Even more so than the Harry Potter films, this one's all about the fans. If you're a fan, you're rabid, and you'll be there. If you're not, you could care less, and you'll find something better to do. Admittedly, I'm not a fan of sparkly, shirtless vampires who hang around high schools for eternity and practice abstinence until marriage. So all I can gather is Bella (Kristen Stewart) is now married to the mopey vampire dude. And pregnant. And the werewolves are pissed. Or something. 117 minutes PG-13.