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Saint

From The Netherlands comes this demented holiday horror flick. Seems that the legend of Santa Claus is based on the "true" story of a sadistic, 15th century bishop who was burned alive and now returns every Dec. 5 and 6 to wreak holy hell on earth. With his flying horse, his razor-sharp staff and his army of demonic dwarves known as "Black Petes," he hunts down bad little boys and girls to punish. Dutch writer-director Dick Maas (Amsterdamned, The Lift) treats this contemporary horror comedy like the ripe, '80s slasher fodder that it is. 85 minutes