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A Thousand Words

From the director of Eddie Murphy's two dumbest movies (Norbit and Meet Dave) comes this bottom-of-the-barrel "high concept" comedy. Murphy plays a literary agent who lies to a spiritual guru and magically finds himself limited to speaking exactly a thousand words for the rest of his life. I'm sure he learns a lesson on the value of ... seriously, couldn't they have magically transformed Murphy into a dog or something? 91 minutes PG-13.