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Everything is Terrible! Holiday Special 2012!

The EIT! crew return with another psychedelic collection of found footage. This one dredges up a millennium's worth of holiday-centric VHS memories. You'll get strange toys, erotic Santas, Nazi elves and an endless parade of singing kids. If the world really is ending on Dec. 21, this freaked-out collection of crappy Christmas clips is the perfect way to say good riddance. 90 minutes