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Scary Movie 5

How dumb could this be? Well, on the poster, the title is actually written "SCARY MOVIE." Did you catch that? The "V" is actually a "V"—not as in the letter V, but as in the Roman numeral V. Not that you'd ever notice, because they're the exact same freaking thing. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen are among the pop culture cameos. It's basically a parody of Paranormal Activity—which former Scary Movie writer/star Marlon Wayans already did earlier this year in A Haunted House. 85 minutes PG-13.