Credit to director Robert Rodriguez who's at least having fun with this B-movie exploitation parody series (spun off from his own Grindhouse feature). Danny Trejo returns as the Mexican bad-ass hired by the American President (Charlie Sheen) to take down an international arms dealer. Mel Gibson, Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofía Vergara, Vanessa Hudgens, Antonio Banderas and Lady Gaga tag along for the (very) R-rated fun. You should go see it, if for no other reason than the next film is slated to be titled Machete Kills Again... In Space!107 minutes R.