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Brick Mansions

Wait, somebody remade the 2004 French action flick District B13? With parkour master David Belle? Who played the exact same role in the original? Seems kinda pointless, especially if you've seen the explosive original. The only thing notable here is that pretty-boy Paul Walker and his stunt double replace martial artist Cyril Raffaelli as the undercover cop who invades an inner city stronghold to stop a gangster with a nuclear weapon. ... Basically somebody dumped $20 million because you're too lazy to read a couple of subtitles. This is all your fault. 90 minutes PG-13.