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Old Fashioned

A reformed (read: "born-again") frat boy (first-time writer, director, star Rik Swartzwelder) and a free-spirited woman (Elizabeth Roberts from "Days of Our Lives") try "the impossible"—an old-fashioned, Jesus-approved courtship in modern-day America. If you're looking for a Valentine's Day romance that includes no sex and no premarital kissing and doesn't even allow men and women to be in the same room alone together, then Old Fashioned is the mood-killing cold shower for you. 115 minutes PG-13.