Timothy A. Chey (writer-director of Fakin' Da Funk) helms this "faith-based" Biblical epic that allegedly cost $50 million to produce ($20 million more than The Passion of the Christ). The best that can be said about this production is it looks like a million bucks. Miles Sloman (who was a floor runner on the "Doc Martin" TV show) stars as David, and Jerry Sokolosky (who once played an arm-wrestling biker in a Mr. Clean commercial) is Goliath. Paul Hughes (everybody's favorite "uncredited commuter" in StreetDance 2) stops by as King Saul. I know what you're thinking: "But who will play Abinadab?" It's Richard Summers-Calvert! (You probably know him best as "royal assistant" on "The Royals.") 92 minutes PG.