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Everything is Terrible! Legends

The "video VHS mystics" at Everything is Terrible! return to Guild Cinema for another night of mind-bending media archaeology. EIT! has compiled the best, weirdest pieces of lost VHS imagery from their first seven years of work. Massaging cat ladies, apocalyptic facial exercises and pizza parties in hell are just a sampling of the long-lost (and rightfully so) movies, video lectures, TV commercials, instructional tapes and more lovingly collected and compiled by the mindfreaks of EIT!