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The Brand New Testament

This happily blasphemous comedy posits the idea that God is real and living in a high-rise apartment in Brussels. Turns out He's a sadistic jerk with a wife and kid, and He delights in tormenting mankind with all sorts of new "laws." Fed up with this petty tyrant, God's 10-year-old daughter hacks into his computer and makes public the only hold He has over mankind: the times of their inevitable deaths. While running away with pissed-off daddy in hot pursuit, God's daughter gathers her own apostles and writes her own New Testament, freeing mankind from mortal dread. In French with English subtitles. 115 minutes Unrated.