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 V.18 No.10 | March 5 - 11, 2009 

Ask Chef Boy Ari

Apocalypse Chow

 
 

Q: I'm preparing for the economic apocalypse, but I suspect the 15 cans of pickled beets, bag of dried morels and half-dozen jars of unidentifiable tomato-based something-or-other in my pantry aren’t going to last very long after the Super Wal-Mart shelves are looted. What do I need to do to start preparing a garden now, so when spring comes I'll be ready to farm my way into another year of existence? Any seed suggestions or other preparations for a year-one raised-bed garden? —Apocalypse Chow

A: You’re not the only one thinking along those lines, AC, and you might not have thought you had much in common with doomsday-prophesying conservative nut jobs. Listening to a right-wing AM radio show, I just heard about a website called survivalseedbank.com. Its business model is built on the premise of your question.

 
 

The website says: “You don’t have to be an Old Testament prophet to see what’s going on all around us. A belligerent lower class demanding handouts. A rapidly diminishing middle class crippled by police state bureaucracy. An aloof, ruling elite that has introduced us to an emerging totalitarianism which seeks control over every aspect of our lives. As the meltdown progresses, one of the first things to be affected will be our nation’s food supply. Expect soaring prices along with moderate to severe shortages by spring.”

For $129 you get enough seeds to plant an acre of veggies, plus a bottle of fertilizer, and the whole thing comes in waterproof packaging so your “Survival Seed Bank can be buried to avoid confiscation.” Or for a lot less money, you can order your own seeds. What you order, of course, depends on what you like to eat, and what you think you can buy at the farmers’ market when the manure hits the fan.

Send your food and garden queries to flash@flashinthepan.net.

Public Comments (2)
  • This is a good start... but there's much more to say  [ Sat Mar 7 2009 8:37 PM ]

    Here are a list of further suggestions. Apocalypse or no apocalype, you can save a bundle growing your own food, and eat better and more healthily too.

    1.) Grow your own sprouts. With organic sprout seed and a few washings per day, you can eat fresh sprouts. Any kind of seed can be sprouted. You can buy bulk seeds on amazon.com

    Examples:

    grains: wheat, spelt, kamut

    beans: mung, adzuki, lentil, chickpea

    vegetables: radish, broccoli, cress, mustard, peas

    Sprout safety tips: make sure you consume your sprouts early and often, and sanitize sprout containers between sproutings. You can begin consuming sprouts when they are as small as 1/2 cm. Also, thoroughly rinse sprouts under plentiful water while sprouting, and try to keep sprouts as dry as possible while they are being consumed/stored (remove excess hulls which might trap water). Throw out any sprouts whose safety you might have a question about it.

    2.) Grow microgreens in trays. This way you can grow through the winter indoors.

    Microgreens are the same thing as greens, but they are baby varieties.

    The same things that start out as sprouts also make good microgreens. Other good microgreens

    include sunflower (sprouted from unhulled seeds), buckwheat, arugula, spinach etc.

    3.) Green manures.

    ...in case fertilizer is unavailable. Examples are clover and vetch. Sow seeds and plow under at a certain point. Works like fertilizer.

    3.1) Compost piles

    Save all vegetable scraps for composting. Mulch all leaves and branches.

    3.2) Vermiculture

    4.) Fruiting trees and bushes

    Apricot, apple, fig, pomegranate etc.

    5.) Sprout seeds --> seedlings --> transplanting outdoors

    gives you a leg up on the growing season. Can also extend growing season with cold-frames.

    6.) Intensive gardening or gardening a small area intensively.

    See books like "grow more vegetables" by John Jeavons.

    7.) Drip irrigation

    Saves water and gives good results. Proven technique for desert agriculture.

    8.) Sunken beds.

    Here in the desert you want to catch the rainwater (unless you are irrigating with the Rio Grande).

    The indians always planted in sunken beds. Similarly, you can redirect rainwater from your roof into

    your garden using some kind of irrigation system.

    9.) Strategic planting of plants next to each other to minimize pest problems.

    Some plants deter pests. Educate yourself on the permaculture principles behind this.

  • Some additional thoughts for newbies  [ Sat Mar 7 2009 9:04 PM ]

    I also meant to say you need to understand your soil and the sun conditions at various parts of your land in relation to what you want to grow.

    Here are some factors to consider:

    soil: slope, clay content, acidity, drainage, temperature, compaction, nutrient density

    sun conditions: walls, trees, shade from structures and other plants

    seeds: make sure they produce plants with viable seeds of their own so you can keep planting them year after year. Consider how to germinate, planting depth, time to plant (you may need cold frames for late frosts--I lost my early tomato crop last year this way), root profile (for crowding with other plants) and spacing, sun and water requirements, suitability for your soil conditions.

 
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