Alibi V.12 No.50 • Dec 11-17, 2003 

Food Article

This gizmo does double duty as a thermometer and timer, showing proper cooking times and internal temperatures for all your meaty creations. It's got a three-foot sensor cord with which you skewer your roast while the magnetized digital display chills on the outside of your oven door. Your goose is cooked when the super-loud alert sound goes off.

Perfect for anyone who might have tragically overcooked a turkey two weeks ago.