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Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Vinny" , I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man... Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
Same with the Jewish one.
I think Davisi's right - it's actually funnier if the dad's just a regular person instead of a mafia person. So it's just a regular person talking about killing someone.
because it was written that way, and I like it that way.