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IDENTITY CHECK … (1)
  • IDENTITY CHECK …  [ Sat Aug 20 2011 7:42 AM ]

    President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check.

    As he approaches the cashier, he says "Good morning, Ma'am. could you please cash this check for me?"

    Cashier: "It would be my pleasure, sir.. Could you please show me your ID?"

    Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID w/me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United States of America!!!"

    Cashier: "Yes, sir, I know who you are. but w/all the regulations & monitoring of the banks because of imposters & forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing an ID."

    Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am & they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

    Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. President, but these are the bank rules & I must follow them."

    Obama: "I am urging you, to please cash this check."

    Cashier: "Look, Mr. President, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank w/out an ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putting iron & made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods, & cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in w/out an ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet & made a fabulous shot, whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check.”

    “So, Mr. President, what special talent do you possess to prove that it is you, & only you, as the President of the United States?"

    Obama stood there thinking … & thinking … & thinking … & finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing."

    Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"










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