A man goes into a bar with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says, "Look I don't know if you know it but there's a cat sitting on your head."

"What of it?" asks the man. "I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday."

"But today's Tuesday," replies the barman.

"Oh God. Is it?" says the man. "I must look stupid."

I thank yer needle's stuck, bubba. I thank yer needle's stuck, bubba.