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 Jun 3 - 9, 2004 
Helen Fielding and the Overactive Imagination
Love it or loathe it, we couldn't resist the temptation when Bridget Jones spilled her guts in international syndication. Now author Helen Fielding is back between the paper sheets, this time with an international woman of mystery.
NEWS/OPINION
News Interview
Doves and hawks may always be at odds, but they've got to agree on at least one thing; war is hell. Staff Sergeant Jimmy Massey talks about his experience in the Middle East and how it's changed his perspective back home.
MUSIC
Blue Note
Looking for some sonic redemption? The latest takes on these centuries-old tunes are sure to give you a shot of divine inspiration.
FOOD
Cool Stuff
Raise your rellenos high and repeat after us: "Que viva la comida de Nuevo Mexico!" Why front your tastebuds with sorry-ass national brands when you can represent these tasty local flavors?
FILM & TV
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Director Chris Columus (Home Alone) has stepped down from the Harry Potter series, with unlikey Alfonso Cuarón (Y Tu Mamá También) taking up the reigns. The result? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is a stylish and magically entertaining sequel for kids of all ages.
ARTS/LIT
Author Interview
With a literary voice that's as beautiful as it is definitive, New Mexico historian Marc Simmons revisits one of our favorite subjects--Albuquerque.
Gallery Review: World's Collide
Ray Martin Abeyta blends new world icons with old school European style in his Cuentos y Encuentros exhibit.

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The Daily Word in cumulative song form

The Daily Word

On the first day of Christmas, the Grey Lady sent to me a bill for $27,673.

On the second day of Christmas, the Washington Times sent to me veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the third day of Christmas, Sony sent to me a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the fourth day of Christmas, KOB sent to me humans counting birds, a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Daily News sent to me fantasy football league rings, humans counting birds, a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Business Standard sent to me a goose-bird flu test, fantasy football league rings, humans counting birds, a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Market Watch sent to me swans upending markets, a goose-bird flu test, fantasy football league rings, humans counting birds, a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Bloomberg sent to me maids who won't clean toilets, swans upending markets, a goose-bird flu test, fantasy football league rings, humans counting birds, a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Japan Times sent to me ladies wedding solo, maids who won't clean toilets, swans upending markets, a goose-bird flu test, fantasy football league rings, humans counting birds, a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Telegraph sent to me elderly lords a-quitting, ladies wedding solo, maids who won't clean toilets, swans upending markets, a goose-bird flu test, fantasy football league rings, humans counting birds, a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Daily News sent to me crack pipes for hiding, elderly lords a-quitting, ladies wedding solo, maids who won't clean toilets, swans upending markets, a goose-bird flu test, fantasy football league rings, humans counting birds, a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Blockhead Trio sent to me a Charlie Brown-themed synthmas, crack pipes for hiding, elderly lords a-quitting, ladies wedding solo, maids who won't clean toilets, swans upending markets, a goose-bird flu test, fantasy football league rings, humans counting birds, a streaming Seth Rogen movie, veterans hunting doves and a bill for $27,673.

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The Daily Word in The Interview, Santa's bad behavior and that cute sun baby from Teletubbies

The Daily Word

Good morning, it's Christmas Eve, 2014,

and the creepily-cute sun baby from Teletubbies revealed herself after 19-years of silence,

Santa Claus was somehow shanghaied into selling assault rifles,

probably because he was high,

Internet-fame-hungry murderer Luka Magnotta has been “dealt the harshest possible verdict” for killing and eating a Chinese national,

Santa Fe’s Jean Cocteau Theater WILL being showing The Interview on Christmas Day,

but Pornhub knows that some of us will be doing our Christmas "viewing" at home. With all the lights off and the door locked.

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Daily Word in North Korea, Santa, drinking on the job and 2014 in hindsight.

The Daily Word

North Korea lost the Internet for nine hours.

Check out these awesome Leading Ladies of 2014!

Santa has been up to all kinds of shenanigans all over the world.

Sony defies N. Korea and authorizes screenings of “The Interview”.

Taliban push in to previously US-secured areas.

Here is a review of 2014 in pictures … wow.

NJ principal demoted for sign typos that were truly elementary.

Have a round on the Boss: Drinking at work could make you a better employee!

Sweden opens newest Icehotel.

ABQ dentist offers free care on Christmas Eve.

New Mexico CYFD gets new leadership.

Copper thieves make off with $32,000 worth of wire from Winrock.

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