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Weekly Alibi
 Jun 24 - 30, 2004 
Bite-Size
We announce the winners of our Ridiculously Short Fiction Contest. 'Nuff said.
NEWS/OPINION
Payne's World
While the felony arrest of one of our chief district court judges for DWI and cocaine possession served as the catalyst for the latest round of citizen ire, this isn't the first time New Mexicans have been inclined to storm the judicial citadels like peasants with pitchforks.
News Feature
Sensationalized media hype spreads like wildfire in the South Valley Bosque.
Ortiz y Pino
Seems that ol' Ronny is now more popular in death than he ever was as president. Still-breathing conservatives get a boost from the political necrophilia, but the Bush comparisons are a bit overboard.
MUSIC
Blue Note
The Sixth Annual Taos Solar Festival promotes energy awareness with hot local music.
FOOD
Know Your Ingredients
Garlic flowers look as good in your yard as they do on your plate.
FILM & TV
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Wide Awake in America
Wakefield's mixed success as a novel doesn't rest so much on what Andrei Codrescu says as how he says it.

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The Daily Word In Zombie Cats, Early Menses and Disco

The Daily Word

The new Ghostbusters movie has an all female cast!

Drinking soda may cause early menses.

This woman had 13 pounds of pot hidden in her car and had no idea. I’ve only ever found a kind of scratched cd labeled “DAD’S MIX” in my car :(

A thoughtful piece on Tent City.

In Florida they have zombie cats!

Here is a disco version of "Suicide Is Painless" .

Some tips on surviving catastrophe.

and it's Sarah McLachlan's birthday today!

Alibi Picks

Time to Stand Up

From Flaccid To Fantastic!

This lecture covers and discusses the common causes of erectile dysfunction.

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The Daily Word in ferrets, babies, shredding guitarists and penile fractures

The Daily Word

If you hear voices in your head you should talk back to them.

A “Death Test” at hospitals would give elderly patients a choice.

Three pet ferrets chewed a baby’s face off.

A baby in Arizona was born without eyeballs.

Eddie Van Halen turns 60 today!

A serious blizzard is hitting the Northeastern part of the U.S.

Blizzard of Ozz is a seriously amazing album that came out in 1980. It marked the debut of Ozzy Osbourne's solo project, and featured the late, great Randy Rhoads on guitar.

Here's how to tie a neck tie 30 different ways.

Prehistoric Shark Alert!

Sarah Palin claims to be interested in running for President in 2016.

Here are 5 of Sarah Palin’s most insane and incoherent moments.

And the most dangerous sex position is:

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