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 Aug 19 - 25, 2004 
2004 Alibi Annual Survival Guide
Sell your body to science, contact the FBI and get tested for embarrassing diseases all in one glorious issue! The Alibi Survival Guide brings you 400 or so must-know tips, tricks and tidbits for staying afloat in the Duke City.
NEWS/OPINION
Payne's World
Greg Payne rounds up another week's worth of winners and losers.
Thin Line
Bush in the Burque: Our Commander in Chief wanders into town and forgets where he is. Seriously. We recap the Republican love-in for those who couldn't get on the guest list.
MUSIC
Music to Your Ears
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Apparently, it's James Mercer. Keep your ears peeled for a Shins-ified track on the upcoming SpongeBob SquarePants movie score.
FOOD
Chewing the Fat
Can fish feel heat from chile peppers? And what the $#@% is a Skoville Heat Unit? Your burning questions are answered in our Chile Pepper Primer.
FILM & TV
Garden State
Takeshi Kitano's updated The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi is an unpredictable roller coaster of crazed, gory action and giddy comedy.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
No Doubt
Plan of Attack delivers a scintillating, one-of-a-kind account of what went on behind the scenes as the Bush administration wrestled with 9-11 and the question of attacking Iraq.

RSSRaw posts and updates from our writers with info too timely or uncategorizable for print. What, we said something stupid? Chime in, buddy.

Music

Rooster Roundabout: This week’s music highlights

Writer Mark Lopez muses on The Velvet Underground reissue, the Babes In Toyland reunion and Kim Deal’s new 7”.
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Alibi Picks

Dancin' the Night Away: Maple Street's Open House

Celebrate 10 years of dance and creativity with refreshments, meeting teachers, learning about classes and more.

News

The Daily Word in Grandmas Who Get High, Ryan Gosling's "Twin Soul" Stalker and America Doesn't Need Gun Regulations, Duh!

The Daily Word

It’s Friday November 21st 2014 and people still send things in the mail!

Meanwhile in California, a totally stable and pretty nice lady left a doll catalog on the front steps of Ryan Gosling's house, because she is his “twin soul”. This happened after Gosling's sister didn’t respond to the woman’s countless emails. RUDE.

And turtles really loved Truth or Consequences 90 million years ago.

If any of you wondered what your grandma does between reading Readers Digest and eating at Crackle Barrel, here’s a clue ,

Add College Universities to the most terrifying places to coexist.

AnD cOpS hErE rEaLly Do JuSt Go WiTh ThE *f~l*o~w*~*!

Truly meaningful things happen all the time,

And this Golden Retriever lived out what we all dream of doing at buffets.

CALL THE FBI! WE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF HOW THIS MISSING NEW MEXICAN KITTEN ENDED UP IN A DUFFEL BAG IN MAINE!

And even though the world is mostly terrible, this 100 year old woman visited the ocean for the first time in her life on an all expenses paid vacation.

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