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Weekly Alibi
 Dec 23 - 29, 2004 
Operation Homefront
Good for you, Albuquerque! 2004 was a banner year for innovative citizenship in everything from the arts to health care, independent business to urban planning. The back-patting begins in the feature section.
NEWS/OPINION
Montaño Proposal Opens Old Wounds
Mayor Marty Chavez surprises North Valley residents with two more reasons to despise the Montaño bridge.
Guest Editorial
If Albuquerque politics were a WWF wrestling match, we'd get The Rock and Mankind to portray the tag-teaming antics of Greg "Bring on the" Payne and protégé Miguel "Toady" Gomez.
MUSIC
Sonic Reducer
Lock and Key do their part to rescue the once substantive emo genre from whiny-boy pop hell.
FOOD
Bottoms Up
Brace yourself for 12 disastrous days of Christmas with a beverage that's guaranteed to lift your spirits.
FILM & TV
Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera
According to Film Editor Devin D. O'Leary, Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera is filled with "more visual gewgaws than a turn-of-the-century New Orleans whorehouse." That's worth the ticket price alone!
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT

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The Daily Word In Zombie Cats, Early Menses and Disco

The Daily Word

The new Ghostbusters movie has an all female cast!

Drinking soda may cause early menses.

This woman had 13 pounds of pot hidden in her car and had no idea. I’ve only ever found a kind of scratched cd labeled “DAD’S MIX” in my car :(

A thoughtful piece on Tent City.

In Florida they have zombie cats!

Here is a disco version of "Suicide Is Painless" .

Some tips on surviving catastrophe.

and it's Sarah McLachlan's birthday today!

Alibi Picks

Time to Stand Up

From Flaccid To Fantastic!

This lecture covers and discusses the common causes of erectile dysfunction.

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The Daily Word in ferrets, babies, shredding guitarists and penile fractures

The Daily Word

If you hear voices in your head you should talk back to them.

A “Death Test” at hospitals would give elderly patients a choice.

Three pet ferrets chewed a baby’s face off.

A baby in Arizona was born without eyeballs.

Eddie Van Halen turns 60 today!

A serious blizzard is hitting the Northeastern part of the U.S.

Blizzard of Ozz is a seriously amazing album that came out in 1980. It marked the debut of Ozzy Osbourne's solo project, and featured the late, great Randy Rhoads on guitar.

Here's how to tie a neck tie 30 different ways.

Prehistoric Shark Alert!

Sarah Palin claims to be interested in running for President in 2016.

Here are 5 of Sarah Palin’s most insane and incoherent moments.

And the most dangerous sex position is:

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