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Weekly Alibi
 May 5 - 11, 2005 
The Kids Are Not Alright
How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat yer meat! Mayor Martin Chavez says he wants to promote all-ages venues Downtown, but his plan might just put the Launchpad and Sunshine Theater out of business.
NEWS/OPINION
Payne's World
Greg Payne shares a word to the wise: There's five months until election day and the mayoral race is just getting started.
Agro Meets Urban Bliss
For some residents of Towne Park, the gated community's board of directors is acting less like a benevolent authority figure and more like a gestapo.
MUSIC
Music to Your Ears
Two decades after The Swans, Michael Gira still prefers the sparkling sound of discomfort.
FOOD
Restaurant Review: Here's the Beef
No surprises here: Pho #1 Vietnamese Cuisine & Grill might just serve the number one pho in town.
FILM & TV
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Although it probably won't win over any new fans, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy successfully blends "Doctor Who" and "Monty Python" into an amusing, anarchy-filled diversion.
ARTS/LIT
Performance Review
Hedda Gabler is wicked fine theater performed by some of the best actors in town. Catch it this weekend at the Cell Theatre!

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Alibi Picks

Ain't No Boots 'n Cats Rapper: Common at Sunshine

Common spits some rhymes at Sunshine Theater, along with Jay Electronica and Fly Union.

news

The Daily Word In Pissing Kate Middleton Off, Dogs Dressed Up As Turkeys And A 6-Year-Old Girl's Skateboarding Posse

The Daily Word

It’s Wednesday November 26th and this rude ass storm is ruining Thanksgiving!

Meanwhile in Southern California, three six-year-old girls are cooler than we will ever be, and skateboard all the damn time.

In Pakistan, 20-year-old Aansoo Kohli teaches 150 children in a shed, isn’t paid for the job, and is finishing her Bachelors Degree,

And if you’re American and you're reading this from your tent outside Best Buy while you wait for a 99 cent TV, joke's on you! You’re doing it wrong!

A local “cafeteria angel” is paying off student lunch debts at elementary schools anonymously and depositing money into needy families' bank accounts, because apparently some people care about other people?

And while the rest of us are consuming questionable amounts of alcohol this “holiday” season and arguing with our racist in-laws, these dogs are all that really matter this Thanksgiving.

Americans can't do anything right. We can’t even dress ourselves! Which really pisses Kate Midleton off. C'mon, you guys! Get it together!

Merry happy Thanksgiving, or whatever. Don’t drink and drive.

books

Jamie Anderson Probably Drove All Night to Get Here

Jamie Anderson entertains in her memoir Drive All Night, a collection of stories from 25+ years of touring, recording, singing and writing.
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