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Weekly Alibi
 Dec 1 - 7, 2005 
Alibi Trivia Challenge
The Alibi Trivia Challenge reaches into the farthest depths of your mind to determine what you know about diddly. Just turn to page 328and every section of this week's paper for loads of diddly, prizes and bonus quizzes designed strictly for your amusement.
NEWS/OPINION
You Gonna Drink That?
This week, Laura Paskus literally provides you with craploads of news about fecal coliform in our beloved Rio Grande. Now we find out that it's not only the river's name that's deceptive.
MUSIC
Spotlight: The Eyeliners Come Home for the Holidays
The Eyeliners play their first hometown show in two years. Laura Marrich was lucky enough to catch an interview with Gel, the guitarist, during this summer's Warped Tour.
FOOD
Play with Your Food
Remember elementary-school matching puzzles designed to facilitate learning? Well, we want to facilitate your learning about and with beer and reward you for it. Cheers! (Hic!)
FILM & TV
Reel World
This week's column features a Movie Math Quiz. Successful completion will result in prizes fit for your wildest dreams (but they won't include Devin).
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Gallery Review: The Many Faces of Zapata
¡Zapata Vive!, the new exhibit with a bonus history lesson at UNM's Jonson Gallery, illustrates the story of one of Mexico's most famous revolutionaries.

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news

The Daily Word In Zombie Cats, Early Menses and Disco

The Daily Word

The new Ghostbusters movie has an all female cast!

Drinking soda may cause early menses.

This woman had 13 pounds of pot hidden in her car and had no idea. I’ve only ever found a kind of scratched cd labeled “DAD’S MIX” in my car :(

A thoughtful piece on Tent City.

In Florida they have zombie cats!

Here is a disco version of "Suicide Is Painless" .

Some tips on surviving catastrophe.

and it's Sarah McLachlan's birthday today!

Alibi Picks

Time to Stand Up

From Flaccid To Fantastic!

This lecture covers and discusses the common causes of erectile dysfunction.

news

The Daily Word in ferrets, babies, shredding guitarists and penile fractures

The Daily Word

If you hear voices in your head you should talk back to them.

A “Death Test” at hospitals would give elderly patients a choice.

Three pet ferrets chewed a baby’s face off.

A baby in Arizona was born without eyeballs.

Eddie Van Halen turns 60 today!

A serious blizzard is hitting the Northeastern part of the U.S.

Blizzard of Ozz is a seriously amazing album that came out in 1980. It marked the debut of Ozzy Osbourne's solo project, and featured the late, great Randy Rhoads on guitar.

Here's how to tie a neck tie 30 different ways.

Prehistoric Shark Alert!

Sarah Palin claims to be interested in running for President in 2016.

Here are 5 of Sarah Palin’s most insane and incoherent moments.

And the most dangerous sex position is:

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