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Weekly Alibi
 Dec 29 - Jan 4, 2006 
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The best, the worst and the despicably soiled: The Alibi runs Albuquerque's top newsmakers of 2005 through its ethical wringer, then hangs the dirty laundry out to dry. Sort the ironed-out facts from the lies that fold neatly under scrutiny--spin-cycle free!
NEWS/OPINION
News Interview
What the hell is salt cedar? Even more importantly, why don't you hate it yet? Matt Schmader appeals to your shrub-hating, plant-maiming instincts in a candid conversation with the Alibi.
MUSIC
Wax Tracks
DJ Lowkey kicks off the Alibi's brand spankin' new "Wax Tracks" column with a farewell New Year's Eve performance and interview. Read on and say you were there!
FOOD
Dining In
It was the best of food, it was the worst of food: Dig into the most drool-inducing New Mexico culinary books of 2005, then learn to throw your own despicable Asshole's Tea Party.
FILM & TV
Fun With Dick and Jane
Contrary to its title, Fun With Dick and Jane is only marginally fun and instantly forgettable.
ARTS/LIT
Gallery Review: Vacation in Spain
Feelings of North American inadequacy got you down? Take a mental vacation to Barcelona and beyond with Picasso to Plensa at the Albuquerque Museum.

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News

The Daily Word in the James Boyd case, Royal Trux and Lenny Kravitz's trillion dollar F-35 exposed

The Daily Word

A new series about being a guard at New Mexico's State Penitentiary airs on Thursday.

It's day two of the preliminary hearing in the James Boyd case.

Recent violence involving teens has spurred New Mexico lawmakers to try and impose a curfew —something that was previously found unconstitutional on the city government-level.

Franklin County Sheriff's department in Kentucky is offering assistance to drug dealers by suggesting dealers "turn in their competition".

Lenny Kravitz suffered a wardrobe malfunction that exposed little Lenny.

Royal Trux is going to reunite for a nod-off (HA, auto-correct!) erm, that is, a one-off concert appearance.

North America's only native caffeinated plant is seeing a rise in popularity.

"The world's most expensive weapons program in human history" is flight-ready.

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The Daily Word in Star Wars, exploding churches and crapping on the green

The Daily Word

Glaciers are melting faster than they ever have before.

Three new super-Earths discovered.

Ever seen a guy surf a wave on a dirt bike? Here you go!

Churches are exploding in Las Cruces.

Drinking too many margaritas in the sun can lead to phytophotodermatitis.

Washington D.C. is sinking into the ocean.

Brighten your day with these Werner Herzog inspirational posters!

For over a decade, a mystery man has been crapping in the holes of a Norway golf club.

Mark Hamill will do more than just sign your Star Wars card.

Thanks to Geoff Plant and Carl Petersen for the links!

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The Daily Word in mine sweeping rats, spray-on condoms and Morrissey’s junk

The Daily Word

Citizens live without cell phones or WiFi in this West Virginian town.

These Italians really want the Foo Fighters to come play their hometown.

Iconic percussionist and drumstick maker Vic Firth has died at the age of 85.

Zimbabwe is seeking the extradition James Palmer, who is currently nowhere to be found.

Specially trained rats are saving lives in Cambodia.

Everything you hate about wearing glasses.

I present to you the spray-on condom.

Prepare to be disappointed by tonight's blue moon.

Morrissey claims the TSA at the San Francisco Airport grabbed his junk.

Check out Prince's new song!

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