Weekly Alibi
 Dec 29 - Jan 4, 2006 
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The best, the worst and the despicably soiled: The Alibi runs Albuquerque's top newsmakers of 2005 through its ethical wringer, then hangs the dirty laundry out to dry. Sort the ironed-out facts from the lies that fold neatly under scrutiny--spin-cycle free!
NEWS/OPINION
News Interview
What the hell is salt cedar? Even more importantly, why don't you hate it yet? Matt Schmader appeals to your shrub-hating, plant-maiming instincts in a candid conversation with the Alibi.
MUSIC
Wax Tracks
DJ Lowkey kicks off the Alibi's brand spankin' new "Wax Tracks" column with a farewell New Year's Eve performance and interview. Read on and say you were there!
FOOD
Dining In
It was the best of food, it was the worst of food: Dig into the most drool-inducing New Mexico culinary books of 2005, then learn to throw your own despicable Asshole's Tea Party.
FILM & TV
Fun With Dick and Jane
Contrary to its title, Fun With Dick and Jane is only marginally fun and instantly forgettable.
ARTS/LIT
Gallery Review: Vacation in Spain
Feelings of North American inadequacy got you down? Take a mental vacation to Barcelona and beyond with Picasso to Plensa at the Albuquerque Museum.

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Personals

"I Saw You" Makin’ My Muffins

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here." Aaron Funk | Reply for free or see more “I Saw You” posts at alibi.com/personals.

Blond at Smiths with Bright Pink shoes and shirt. UNM

You said, "I think they fucking heard it" as you passed by me. You have a large back tattoo and are probably the coolest chick in this burg. I'd like you to know that the sight of you caused my heart to jump out of my chest and I had to chase all over the damn parking lot for an hour before I could catch it. I trapped it with some peanut butter and a box. My heart now resides safely back where it belongs but the image of you will stay with me for a long time. Signed, "Some Old Fuck." View post

Ain't Muffin Around

You were my go-to when I needed a quick cuppa Joe.

The muffins were what I deemed to be a "glorified cupcake minus frosting."

Last week my heart broke, that sign glaring me in the face…

Shut down…

Who will be my muffin man now?

Will you reopen, or can we recipe swap, Just Muffin Around?

Hopelessly Devoted View post

Maryland

Had a random friendly conversation with you walking up the stairs about the weather in Maryland where you're from. I wish I had least introduced myself. Let me know if you ever get bored, far from home. View post

Marble, September 5

You and I exchanged several glances. You were with your friend that had the baby, and I was with a couple of friends at the same table. I was wearing the red shirt. Sorry I was too shy to say hello. When I finally mustered up the courage you were gone. I'd like another chance to talk to you. View post

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news

The Daily Word in a toy factory in downtown Albuququerque, bad ad hoc hypothoses and removing that U2 album from your iTunes

The Daily Word

Barelas man is untasable.

It is going to be cooler and wetter in New Mexico.

Some folks are upset about a graphic State Fair float.

The Etsy guy is starting a toy factory in downtown Albuquerque.

It's time for the Festival of Bad Ad Hoc Hypotheses.

The effects of Fukishima on Mushi Mushi Land.

Here is a long list of crap you are doing wrong.

Get up to date on the bizarre Rob Ford/Doug Ford switcheroo that took place in the Toronto Mayoral race.

One quadruple amputation? OK. Three quadruple amputations? Suspicious.

Vice Magazine tries to vape cheap vodka.

The vice chair of the Arizona GOP made some naziesque comments over the weekend ....

Apple has put up a special page for removing the U2 album from iTunes.

news

The Daily Word in robots, rats and rockstars.

The Daily Word

Kanye West stopped his concert because a fan in a wheelchair wouldn’t stand up.

Country crooner Lynn Anderson was arrested after a drunken car smash.

Courtney Love rocks the guitar lamely.

A Samsung robot sentry shoots everyone, period.

Quadrupedal robots frolic gracefully to the tune of a new cheetah algorithm.

An Albuquerque pumpkin heist will likely scar toddlers’ psyches.

A virtual Boobie Squeezing Simulator makes girlfriends obsolete.

Scottish independence might be an actual thing.

A sleeping Brooklyn toddler survived a savage rat attack.

Switzerland will take Snowden.

A gravedigger photographed himself with the exhumed remains of his long deceased nephew.

The Bernalilllo County Commission will take legal action against the Secretary of State to ensure key issues (including decriminalization of marijuana possession) will be on the ballot in this November’s election.

It’s State Fair time.

Jose Nino’s baby won’t go to sleep.

Let the shooting competition begin.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Happy birthday, Tom Hardy.

Today’s Daily Word was made possible with generous link-cullling assistance from Constance Moss, Geoffrey Plant, Janet Miller, Lisa Barrow, Kyle Silfer and Susan Petersen. Thanks, you guys!

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