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Weekly Alibi
 Jan 12 - 18, 2006 
A Moveable Feast
Late-Breaking News Bulletin: Soup parties are sweeping the nation! Don't get your soupless, no-party ass into hot water! Throw a soup party today! And, lucky for you, the Alibi is here for you with soup party instructions.
NEWS/OPINION
Sunny Side Up
PNM is now providing a new incentive for customers who want to harness the power of the sun. That's good news for us pagans who want to get closer to our god.
MUSIC
Spotlight
Yee-haw/cowabunga, the Golden West Saloon and Historic El Rey Theater kick off their silver anniversary with a distinguished evening of surf rock.
FILM & TV
Hoodwinked
The classic fairy tale gets a standard issue modern makeover, complete with "fo shizzles" and characters that put humorous spins on their knowledge of martial arts. Devin D. O'Leary gives us his take on the takeover of computer animation and the subsequent death of 2-D.
FEATURE
Soup's On
Roadrunner Food Bank's annual Souper Bowl is upon us, and in commemoration, we've devoted this issue to what is perhaps the world's most practical food: soup.
ARTS/LIT
Performance Review
A dandy time is in store for those who witness the Adobe Theater's production of Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest.

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news

The Daily Word in oh my god, ghosts are real!

The Daily Word

Some sort of “wizard or spirit” showed up at the burning of El Kookooee last weekend. “It’s either a real humanoid figure up there hovering in the sky or it’s an extremely good projection from either a slide or some kind of camera,” said a ‘ghost enthusiast.’

A representative of a local haunted house attraction is on camera admitting that their brand of fright includes sexual assault, and also that they don’t do background checks on their professional gropers. Scary! But not in a fun way. More in an "actually committing sexual crimes" way.

What parts of New Mexico are haunted? Pretty much all of them, accordion to this website!

Allegedly ghost-infested asylum ruin still not torn down, probably won’t be torn down any time soon.

One thing I never could stomach about living in Houston: all the damn vampires.

A real estate firm has mapped out which cities are the worst for surviving a zombie uprising. Ha, suck it El Paso!

And France is apparently crawling with evil clowns.

Alibi Picks

Keep Your Ears Kosher: Matisyahu at Sunshine

Bid shalom to Matisyahu as he plays some tunes.

news

The Daily Word in bananas, crooked cops and a sex fest road trip.

The Daily Word

Donations pour in to buy a car for the Eric Frein lookalike, James Tully, who has been hassled by police countless times on his daily five mile walk to work.

Meanwhile, the hunt for Frein is now being conducted by an unmanned, giant, silent balloon.

A Brazilian orange juice maker has gone bananas.

CHP officers in the Bay Area are stealing nude photos from women’s cell phones and using them as virtual trading cards.

Another brilliantly choreographed video from OK Go.

Oprah did damage control after her driver ran over a fan’s foot.

Facebook is worse than you think.

In case you were wondering, it’s a crime to swim naked with your baby in the state of New Mexico.

In order to fund her roadtrip, this Chinese teenager plans to sleep with a different man in each city.

The American teenager was not invented until the 1920s.

Behold the python’s virgin birth.

Beware of retailers peddling unsafe Halloween costumes for children.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Happy birthday, Simon Le Bon.

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