Sex, Toys and VideotapesMedical Marijuana in New Mexico
Curious about you-know-what? Need a little push in the direction of tastefulness that doesn't supersede your pleasure in this product-driven holiday season of love? Here's the guide from an unassuming expert.
Hey, man, as the New Mexico Legislature mulls over a medical marijuana bill moving through its chambers, policy makers and activists try to convince us of the bill's necessity. Relax. We need no persuasion. Jessica Cassyle Carr reports.
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Nashville Pussy expunges on the city, the body part and how to get your prefab abode rockin' tonight all sleazy-like.
Keeping with the unnecessary hype of Valentine's Day, we've provided you with a guide to restaurant specials at special restaurants around Albuquerque.
The World's Fastest Indian
The World's Fastest Indian chronicles the experience of New Zealander and owner of a haphazard 1920 Indian Scout motorcycle Burt Murno, whose goal is to create the fastest two-wheeled vehicle and test its speed at America's Boneville Salt Flats. What will happen?
Filthy, filthy, filth! Just kidding, this book rules! Especially because The Big Book of Porn contains a history of dirty movies, guide to the best porn ever made and all of the moustaches attached to naked man-bodies you could ever dream of.
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AJ Woods Cassette Release Venue Change
Tortuga Gallery Tonight!
Last minute change of venue for AJ Woods' tape release, the fourth location change for this show. Because AJ is willing to tempt fate with the audacity of Hercules, he is now also bringing a bag of black cats to dump in front of his path to the stage.
The previous location, published in this week's Alibi with an enthusiastic review of AJ's latest collection of dark folk-rock, had its electricity cut. Show up instead at Tortuga Gallery, 901 Edith SE for the same excellent opening acts: Javelina, San Diego's Labs and Julie Byrne from Seattle. If you like dark American folk-rock, this is the ticket.
The Daily Word in funny drug news and other things.
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A smoldering body was found in San Diego.
A Decatur woman with Alzheimer’s was living with her husband’s dead body for a month.
In Greeley, stoners can’t get haircuts at Hugo’s Barber Shop. LSD is probably okay, though.
Hipsters like obscure bands, then stop liking them when they achieve commercial success.
Mercury, the cat with no arms, amuses humans by walking upright.
Drug users are reportedly being extorted by people posing as DEA agents. Drug users who are approached by these fake agents should, um, contact the DEA immediately.
An Albuquerque man is in custody after police learned he had been holding his wife hostage in their home for the past four days. The wife escaped and called police from a neighbor’s house when the man went to get cigarettes. The man then hid from police in his mother’s house. Drugs may have been involved.
Tesla’s new battery factory might be in New Mexico. Deja vu.
Happy birthday, Chuck Norris.