Weekly Alibi
 Feb 2 - 8, 2006 
Sex, Toys and Videotapes
Curious about you-know-what? Need a little push in the direction of tastefulness that doesn't supersede your pleasure in this product-driven holiday season of love? Here's the guide from an unassuming expert.
NEWS/OPINION
Medical Marijuana in New Mexico
Hey, man, as the New Mexico Legislature mulls over a medical marijuana bill moving through its chambers, policy makers and activists try to convince us of the bill's necessity. Relax. We need no persuasion. Jessica Cassyle Carr reports.
MUSIC
Spotlight: AC/DC Fighting with Motörhead while Lynyrd Skynyrd Watches
Nashville Pussy expunges on the city, the body part and how to get your prefab abode rockin' tonight all sleazy-like.
FOOD
Dining Out Special
Keeping with the unnecessary hype of Valentine's Day, we've provided you with a guide to restaurant specials at special restaurants around Albuquerque.
FILM & TV
The World's Fastest Indian
The World's Fastest Indian chronicles the experience of New Zealander and owner of a haphazard 1920 Indian Scout motorcycle Burt Murno, whose goal is to create the fastest two-wheeled vehicle and test its speed at America's Boneville Salt Flats. What will happen?
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Bow-chi-ca-bow-bow
Filthy, filthy, filth! Just kidding, this book rules! Especially because The Big Book of Porn contains a history of dirty movies, guide to the best porn ever made and all of the moustaches attached to naked man-bodies you could ever dream of.

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video games

Webgame Wednesday: Candy Box

 
 

Candy Box is causing an interweb stir for its old (old) school look and unusual game play. Surf on over to the game's homepage and you'll be greeted with information on your mounting candy supply. You can click a button to eat all the candies if you want, but that appears to be your only method of interaction with the game. What gives? Have a little patience, my friend. Leave your browser open, let those candies accumulate, and the game's possibilities will open up for you. Soon you'll be harvesting lollipops, buying weapons and fighting monsters. This oddball, text-only (with occasional ASCII art) adventure/resource management game grows bigger and bigger the longer you play. Plus it really makes you want some candy.

    news

    The Daily Word in clueless celebrities, incarcerated muppets and the fate of Jimmy Hoffa

    The Daily Word

    According to the EPA, tailings from abandoned uranium mines have left nearby residents in Grants and Milan exposed to harmful levels of airborne radiation.

    In related news, Mt. Taylor may soon be home to the world's largest uranium mine, bringing much needed revenue to the state. And also probably cancer.

    Just because they show up armed with semiautomatic weapons, a "fleet" of cop cars and an Army helicopter doesn't mean you have to let them in.

    Harsh three-strikes laws now extended to muppets.

    Serena Williams offers her opinion on the Steubenville rape survivor and also reminds everyone that you can be both good at tennis and a clueless moron who probably shouldn't offer her opinion on the Steubenville rape survivor.

    This just in: Jimmy Hoffa is still missing.

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      How You Know It’s Summer in the Duke City

      1. Construction starts on every single major street simultaneously
       

      2. Your neighbors begin their xeriscaping projects
       

      3. Droves of hipsters hit the Paseo del Bosque Trail
       

      4. The Downtown Growers Market opens at 7 a.m.—or so you hear
       

      5. You wonder when “monsoon season” is actually going to show up
       

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