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Weekly Alibi
 Mar 9 - 15, 2006 
Speaking Truth to Power
Laura Berg's letter to the Alibi got her investigated for sedition. Following a nationwide public outcry over her mistreatment, she has now courageously decided to speak out about this alarming attack on her constitutional right to free speech.
NEWS/OPINION
Punch Line
The words on the Statue of Liberty do not say "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free--but only if you're a desirable documented worker with a high-priced immigration lawyer."
MUSIC
Spotlight: Daddy Long Loin
Daddy Long Loin is gonna kill yer mama!
FOOD
Restaurant Review: Athena's Market Café
Not only does Athena's Market Café sell spectacular food, the restaurant also offers several fully equipped Mr. Potato Head dolls to distract fidgety youngsters so adults can chow down in peace. Now that's culinary brilliance.
FILM & TV
Failure to Launch
If only Failure to Launch had failed to launch--then we wouldn't have to be tortured by this formulaic, bottom-of-the-barrel dreck.
ARTS/LIT
Gallery Review: Looking Out, Looking In
A picture might be worth a thousand words, but some of the photographs in a new exhibit at UNM's Art Museum may very well leave you speechless.

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news

The Daily Word in Star Wars, exploding churches and crapping on the green

The Daily Word

Glaciers are melting faster than they ever have before.

Three new super-Earths discovered.

Ever seen a guy surf a wave on a dirt bike? Here you go!

Churches are exploding in Las Cruces.

Drinking too many margaritas in the sun can lead to phytophotodermatitis.

Washington D.C. is sinking into the ocean.

Brighten your day with these Werner Herzog inspirational posters!

For over a decade, a mystery man has been crapping in the holes of a Norway golf club.

Mark Hamill will do more than just sign your Star Wars card.

Thanks to Geoff Plant and Carl Petersen for the links!

news

The Daily Word in mine sweeping rats, spray-on condoms and Morrissey’s junk

The Daily Word

Citizens live without cell phones or WiFi in this West Virginian town.

These Italians really want the Foo Fighters to come play their hometown.

Iconic percussionist and drumstick maker Vic Firth has died at the age of 85.

Zimbabwe is seeking the extradition James Palmer, who is currently nowhere to be found.

Specially trained rats are saving lives in Cambodia.

Everything you hate about wearing glasses.

I present to you the spray-on condom.

Prepare to be disappointed by tonight's blue moon.

Morrissey claims the TSA at the San Francisco Airport grabbed his junk.

Check out Prince's new song!

Via MorgueFile

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Step Away from the Tylenol!

7th Annual Alternative Health Fair

Sample alternative health treatments at this outdoor event, including kinesiology, massage, aromatherapy, yoga, chakra balancing and more.
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