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 Apr 6 - 12, 2006 
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NEWS/OPINION
Editorial
Health officials are flocking to the idea that avian influenza may take flight in our own backyards. Christopher Johnson reports on the cagey issue.
News Feature
"The Good, the Cheap and the Toxic": How Albuquerque fares on paper, according to the lists of some big-name national media sources.
MUSIC
Spotlight: Trilobite Debut CD Party
This week's music section is consumed by prehistoric fossils and James Joyce short stories. We didn't plan it that way; it just happened.
FOOD
Restaurant Review
Ahoy, mateys! There are enough tasty fishes at Los Equipales to make those Long John Silver’s lobster bites look like batter-fried dolphin turds. Set sail for a flavor adventure!
FILM & TV
Film News
Devin D. O'Leary is back with a vengeance and exposing the secrets of the transplanted Hollywood film industry here in the Duke City.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Gallery Preview: Doodles
Steven Robert Allen says it's finally OK to doodle yourself in public. In fact, why not invite a few friends and family members along, too?

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The Daily Word In Zombie Cats, Early Menses and Disco

The Daily Word

The new Ghostbusters movie has an all female cast!

Drinking soda may cause early menses.

This woman had 13 pounds of pot hidden in her car and had no idea. I’ve only ever found a kind of scratched cd labeled “DAD’S MIX” in my car :(

A thoughtful piece on Tent City.

In Florida they have zombie cats!

Here is a disco version of "Suicide Is Painless" .

Some tips on surviving catastrophe.

and it's Sarah McLachlan's birthday today!

Alibi Picks

Time to Stand Up

From Flaccid To Fantastic!

This lecture covers and discusses the common causes of erectile dysfunction.

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The Daily Word in ferrets, babies, shredding guitarists and penile fractures

The Daily Word

If you hear voices in your head you should talk back to them.

A “Death Test” at hospitals would give elderly patients a choice.

Three pet ferrets chewed a baby’s face off.

A baby in Arizona was born without eyeballs.

Eddie Van Halen turns 60 today!

A serious blizzard is hitting the Northeastern part of the U.S.

Blizzard of Ozz is a seriously amazing album that came out in 1980. It marked the debut of Ozzy Osbourne's solo project, and featured the late, great Randy Rhoads on guitar.

Here's how to tie a neck tie 30 different ways.

Prehistoric Shark Alert!

Sarah Palin claims to be interested in running for President in 2016.

Here are 5 of Sarah Palin’s most insane and incoherent moments.

And the most dangerous sex position is:

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