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Weekly Alibi
 Nov 2 - 8, 2006 
Welcome to the Jungle
You're in the jungle, baby. Election time may fill you with dread, but we've bushwhacked our way through the overgrowth of campaign confusion with our gleaming Alibi Machete of Truth. Wanna vote early? We'll tell you how. Not sure what a Land Commissioner is, much less who to vote for? We do. Watch it bring you to your shun na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees!
NEWS/OPINION
News Bite: ’Tis the Season
Vote Smarter! The nonpartisan Project Vote Smart lists candidate biographies, issue positions, voting records and more on one freedom-loving website, www.vote-smart.org .
Talking Points
Behind every great statistic stands a great man, and that man is pollster Brian Sanderoff. Get inside the head of this political number whiz.
MUSIC
Spotlight: On a Mission with Wynton
Blow, man, blow! The incomparable Wynton Marsalis rolls into New Mexico this week. We got members of his quintet to trumpet all his secrets.
FOOD
A Moveable Feast
Dìa de los Muertos returns for another year of skeletal, sugarcoated memories. Pass the piloncillo!
FILM & TV
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Alibi reviewer Devin D. O'Leary thinks Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is crude, unfunny and offensive. Which means you'll probably pee yourself laughing, if you go for that sort of thing.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Art News
Get on board for a spaced-out (non) interview with Mr. Sulu (aka George Takei) as he and Enterprise crewmate Chekov (Walter Koenig) launch this Saturday's NMSO's "Star Trek" concert.

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The Daily Word in Penis, Not Penis, Penis

The Daily Word

APD officer Keith Sandy joked about shooting James Boyd in the penis before fatally shooting him in the chest. No he didn’t, says the Albuquerque Police Department. Yes he totally frigging did, says Keith Sandy.

Texans will soon arm themselves with crossbows to protect New Mexican pumpkins from wild pigs. This is not one of Nostradmus’s more obscure prophecies, but actually a real thing that’s happening. h/t Dukecityfix.

Cooking With Pooh and 24 more completely inappropriate (but real!) children’s books.

The new Left Behind movie has scored a rare and coveted blurb from Satan himself.

Here’s a new reason to freak out about ebola this week: Freak out!

Super-successful joke maker Seth MacFarlane made a (honestly not-very good) joke about New Mexico last night. News 13 is on the case!

Alibi Picks

We're With You, Against Me!

Punk masters Against Me! take the stage at Launchpad.

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The Daily Word in Sheriff Rodella's conviction, deficit destroying dildos, and outlawing the Confederate flag

The Daily Word

Family Guy mentioned New Mexico in last night's episode.

Rio Arriba County sheriff Tommy Rodella was convicted of abusing his power yesterday.

I don't know what this means but Blue Cross/Blue Shield seems to be preparing for a shakeup.

Kansas is liquidating a large number of sex toys to make up for a budget shortfall.

Leg-lamp.

White House fence jumper made it further into the building than was previously disclosed.

Snoop Dogg interviews the news anchor who quit so abruptly recently.

California outlawed the Confederate flag.

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