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Weekly Alibi
 Nov 2 - 8, 2006 
Welcome to the Jungle
You're in the jungle, baby. Election time may fill you with dread, but we've bushwhacked our way through the overgrowth of campaign confusion with our gleaming Alibi Machete of Truth. Wanna vote early? We'll tell you how. Not sure what a Land Commissioner is, much less who to vote for? We do. Watch it bring you to your shun na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees!
NEWS/OPINION
News Bite: ’Tis the Season
Vote Smarter! The nonpartisan Project Vote Smart lists candidate biographies, issue positions, voting records and more on one freedom-loving website, www.vote-smart.org .
Talking Points
Behind every great statistic stands a great man, and that man is pollster Brian Sanderoff. Get inside the head of this political number whiz.
MUSIC
Spotlight: On a Mission with Wynton
Blow, man, blow! The incomparable Wynton Marsalis rolls into New Mexico this week. We got members of his quintet to trumpet all his secrets.
FOOD
A Moveable Feast
Dìa de los Muertos returns for another year of skeletal, sugarcoated memories. Pass the piloncillo!
FILM & TV
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Alibi reviewer Devin D. O'Leary thinks Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is crude, unfunny and offensive. Which means you'll probably pee yourself laughing, if you go for that sort of thing.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Art News
Get on board for a spaced-out (non) interview with Mr. Sulu (aka George Takei) as he and Enterprise crewmate Chekov (Walter Koenig) launch this Saturday's NMSO's "Star Trek" concert.

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news

The Daily Word in Star Wars, exploding churches and crapping on the green

The Daily Word

Glaciers are melting faster than they ever have before.

Three new super-Earths discovered.

Ever seen a guy surf a wave on a dirt bike? Here you go!

Churches are exploding in Las Cruces.

Drinking too many margaritas in the sun can lead to phytophotodermatitis.

Washington D.C. is sinking into the ocean.

Brighten your day with these Werner Herzog inspirational posters!

For over a decade, a mystery man has been crapping in the holes of a Norway golf club.

Mark Hamill will do more than just sign your Star Wars card.

Thanks to Geoff Plant and Carl Petersen for the links!

news

The Daily Word in mine sweeping rats, spray-on condoms and Morrissey’s junk

The Daily Word

Citizens live without cell phones or WiFi in this West Virginian town.

These Italians really want the Foo Fighters to come play their hometown.

Iconic percussionist and drumstick maker Vic Firth has died at the age of 85.

Zimbabwe is seeking the extradition James Palmer, who is currently nowhere to be found.

Specially trained rats are saving lives in Cambodia.

Everything you hate about wearing glasses.

I present to you the spray-on condom.

Prepare to be disappointed by tonight's blue moon.

Morrissey claims the TSA at the San Francisco Airport grabbed his junk.

Check out Prince's new song!

Via MorgueFile

Alibi Picks

Step Away from the Tylenol!

7th Annual Alternative Health Fair

Sample alternative health treatments at this outdoor event, including kinesiology, massage, aromatherapy, yoga, chakra balancing and more.
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