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Weekly Alibi
 Dec 14 - 20, 2006 
Quick! Wrap Something!
Behold—our Last-Minute Gift Guide! As if supplying you with dozens of last-minute gift ideas weren't enough, we've even supplied you with the wrapping paper. Now that's freakin' generous!
NEWS/OPINION
On the Bright Side
Take 40 people from wildly different backgrounds and viewpoints, set them a killer deadline and give them the impossible job of designing a lifeboat for New Mexico. What do you get? Surprisingly, a damn fine lifeboat.
Punch Line
Can we trust Congress to crack down on the ethical violations of its members? Is the Easter Bunny visiting your house for Christmas?
MUSIC
Holiday Sonic Reducer
Toss another lump of coal onto the fire, Cratchit—it's time for the great 2006 Holiday Music Round-up.
FOOD
Ask Chef Boy Ari
Question: Is cooking salmon in tinfoil bad for you? Answer: Who cares? No one's cooked food in tinfoil in 50 years.
FILM & TV
American Hardcore
Ah, to be young, angry and heavily tattooed. Thems was the days, weren't they?
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Book News
Looking for the perfect book for your atheist uncle, who won’t be celebrating any goddamn holidays? We can help.

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news

The Daily Word in sumo wrestling, salmonella, Santolina and Sun Ra

The Daily Word

Barclays plans to build Santolina: an entirely new city just outside Albuquerque.

40,000 bees were found under this woman’s bedroom floor.

See a bee grow up in 60 seconds.

Italy warns consumers of a Prosecco shortage.

A salmonella outbreak in the US linked to sushi tuna has sickened more thank 50 people.

An adult dating site was hacked, publicly revealing its users’ kinky turn-ons.

Judge Judy delivered the commencement speech at Shiprock High.

Here’s a glimpse into the life of a sumo wrestler.

These portly cats and dogs are participating in a pet slimming contest.

Herman Blount, AKA Sun Ra was born on this day in 1914, supposedly on the planet Saturn. Space is the Place!

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The Daily Word in Twitter power, Letterman and crane style.

The Daily Word

California oil spills have a sticky history.

In case you haven’t heard, David Letterman has retired.

Civilians were trapped in Palmyra by Islamic State.

World leaders speak to millions on Twitter.

Albuquerque kicks off Beer Week.

Breaking News: Teenagers are idiots.

APD not really sure if red light cameras make a difference.

A crane beat three tigers in real life Kung-Fu Panda.

Delta’s new saftey video will make you want to watch for pure entertainment.

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The Daily Word in ROBOTS! & Digital Perception

The Daily Word

are you your real self? or your digital self?

fancy yourself an artist aye? meet this kid

renaissance art, renaissance schmart

mole fhtagn

singularity? skynet? ROBOT ARMAGEDDON? charming programming?

a man and his eel, both alike in dignity, in fair verona, where we lay our scene

when life hands you a heap paradox, bury your head in the sand

I need surgery and by god I need an octopus to do it!

damn, those buns are fine

first rule of internet conspiracies, everyone talks about internet conspiracies

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