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Weekly Alibi
 Dec 14 - 20, 2006 
Quick! Wrap Something!
Behold—our Last-Minute Gift Guide! As if supplying you with dozens of last-minute gift ideas weren't enough, we've even supplied you with the wrapping paper. Now that's freakin' generous!
NEWS/OPINION
On the Bright Side
Take 40 people from wildly different backgrounds and viewpoints, set them a killer deadline and give them the impossible job of designing a lifeboat for New Mexico. What do you get? Surprisingly, a damn fine lifeboat.
Punch Line
Can we trust Congress to crack down on the ethical violations of its members? Is the Easter Bunny visiting your house for Christmas?
MUSIC
Holiday Sonic Reducer
Toss another lump of coal onto the fire, Cratchit—it's time for the great 2006 Holiday Music Round-up.
FOOD
Ask Chef Boy Ari
Question: Is cooking salmon in tinfoil bad for you? Answer: Who cares? No one's cooked food in tinfoil in 50 years.
FILM & TV
American Hardcore
Ah, to be young, angry and heavily tattooed. Thems was the days, weren't they?
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Book News
Looking for the perfect book for your atheist uncle, who won’t be celebrating any goddamn holidays? We can help.

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news

The Daily Word in drive-thru house hunting, murderer look-alikes, and a very Kirk Cameron Halloween

The Daily Word

Some guy turned two apartments in the NE Heights into his personal garage. The current residents aren’t too pleased.

We at the Alibi are bored with freaking out about Ebola. Let’s freak out about tuberculosis instead.

Cop killer Eric Frein is still at large in the PA woods, which is especially bad news for this other guy who looks just like him and would like for the police to stop pointing guns at him and making him lie on the ground.

The cost of the Hobbit trilogy is edging ever-closer to the $1 billion mark, perhaps due to the enormous costs associated with feeding a live dragon.

Syria is the hot new vacation destination for theocracy-inclined teenagers in Colorado this fall.

Good news, everybody! Kirk Cameron says it’s okay to celebrate Halloween!

Personals

"I Saw You" at Austin City Limits

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

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News

The Daily Word in five years for Pistorius, an oil CEO killed by a drunk Russian snowplow driver and Walter White was kicked out of Toys 'R' Us.

The Daily Word

Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office will be guarding an abandoned insane asylum over Halloween.

"Better not call Saul"

You will not be able to purchase the new Breaking Bad action figures at Toys "R" Us.

Oscar Pistorius got five years.

"Mr. President, don't touch my girlfriend."

Many employers do not like stretched earlobes.

Lets review the highlights of the 2014 Ig Nobel Prizes.

Don Imus is selling his New Mexico ranch.

The CEO of French oil company Total was killed in a fiery plane/drunken snowplow collision.

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