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Weekly Alibi
 Dec 14 - 20, 2006 
Quick! Wrap Something!
Behold—our Last-Minute Gift Guide! As if supplying you with dozens of last-minute gift ideas weren't enough, we've even supplied you with the wrapping paper. Now that's freakin' generous!
NEWS/OPINION
On the Bright Side
Take 40 people from wildly different backgrounds and viewpoints, set them a killer deadline and give them the impossible job of designing a lifeboat for New Mexico. What do you get? Surprisingly, a damn fine lifeboat.
Punch Line
Can we trust Congress to crack down on the ethical violations of its members? Is the Easter Bunny visiting your house for Christmas?
MUSIC
Holiday Sonic Reducer
Toss another lump of coal onto the fire, Cratchit—it's time for the great 2006 Holiday Music Round-up.
FOOD
Ask Chef Boy Ari
Question: Is cooking salmon in tinfoil bad for you? Answer: Who cares? No one's cooked food in tinfoil in 50 years.
FILM & TV
American Hardcore
Ah, to be young, angry and heavily tattooed. Thems was the days, weren't they?
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Book News
Looking for the perfect book for your atheist uncle, who won’t be celebrating any goddamn holidays? We can help.

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news

The Daily Word in mine sweeping rats, spray-on condoms and Morrissey’s junk

The Daily Word

Citizens live without cell phones or WiFi in this West Virginian town.

These Italians really want the Foo Fighters to come play their hometown.

Iconic percussionist and drumstick maker Vic Firth has died at the age of 85.

Zimbabwe is seeking the extradition James Palmer, who is currently nowhere to be found.

Specially trained rats are saving lives in Cambodia.

Everything you hate about wearing glasses.

I present to you the spray-on condom.

Prepare to be disappointed by tonight's blue moon.

Morrissey claims the TSA at the San Francisco Airport grabbed his junk.

Check out Prince's new song!

Via MorgueFile

Alibi Picks

Step Away from the Tylenol!

7th Annual Alternative Health Fair

Sample alternative health treatments at this outdoor event, including kinesiology, massage, aromatherapy, yoga, chakra balancing and more.

news

The Daily Word in Malaysia Flight 370, LEGO’s gender stereotypes and athletes swimming in poo.

The Daily Word

Plane debris newly found on Reunion Island could be from Malaysia Flight 370.

An ABQ firefighter is in trouble after hanging up on a 911 caller.

Italian olives are the victim of a deadly disease.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a badass. That is all.

Water in Rio de Janeiro for 2016 Summer Olympics is basically raw sewage.

LEGO company is still hashing out its gender stereotype issues.

UNM is taking steps to make its campus free from sexual misconduct this fall.

Shell just needs to stop destroying the entire world.

Taos animal shelter is going to make major cuts but still won’t euthanize.

What will AIDS/HIV look like in 2020?

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