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On the Bright Side Take 40 people from wildly different backgrounds and viewpoints, set them a killer deadline and give them the impossible job of designing a lifeboat for New Mexico. What do you get? Surprisingly, a damn fine lifeboat. Punch Line Can we trust Congress to crack down on the ethical violations of its members? Is the Easter Bunny visiting your house for Christmas?