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 Feb 1 - 7, 2007 
Feature
Money can't buy you love, but it sure is useful when you're trying to purchase nifty anniversary gifts. Luckily for you, we've got more romantic suggestions than Cupid has dimples! Now all you have to do is scare up some cash.
NEWS/OPINION
News Bite: Insurance for Domestic Partners
The thought of insurance for domestic partners makes us all hot and bothered, but will our fantasy ever become reality?
Not Chicken
New Mexico lawmakers say, "Don't abuse your cocks this Valentine's Day!"
MUSIC
Spotlight: One For Hope and Labels and Numbers
Two local bands love to do it on stage. (Make music, that is.)
FOOD
FILM & TV
Smokin' Aces
Smokin’ Aces is scattershot, plagiarized love letter to Quentin Tarantino, but it's fun as long as people are either bleeding or pulling triggers.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Poetry Review
We can't all be poets, but at least we can cultivate their lovely, poetic sensibility. Start with these five recent arrivals from the Southwest.
Best of Burque Ballot
It's finally here! Our best-ever Best of Burque ballot is signed, sealed, delivered and yours.

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The Daily Word In Zombie Cats, Early Menses and Disco

The Daily Word

The new Ghostbusters movie has an all female cast!

Drinking soda may cause early menses.

This woman had 13 pounds of pot hidden in her car and had no idea. I’ve only ever found a kind of scratched cd labeled “DAD’S MIX” in my car :(

A thoughtful piece on Tent City.

In Florida they have zombie cats!

Here is a disco version of "Suicide Is Painless" .

Some tips on surviving catastrophe.

and it's Sarah McLachlan's birthday today!

Alibi Picks

Time to Stand Up

From Flaccid To Fantastic!

This lecture covers and discusses the common causes of erectile dysfunction.

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The Daily Word in ferrets, babies, shredding guitarists and penile fractures

The Daily Word

If you hear voices in your head you should talk back to them.

A “Death Test” at hospitals would give elderly patients a choice.

Three pet ferrets chewed a baby’s face off.

A baby in Arizona was born without eyeballs.

Eddie Van Halen turns 60 today!

A serious blizzard is hitting the Northeastern part of the U.S.

Blizzard of Ozz is a seriously amazing album that came out in 1980. It marked the debut of Ozzy Osbourne's solo project, and featured the late, great Randy Rhoads on guitar.

Here's how to tie a neck tie 30 different ways.

Prehistoric Shark Alert!

Sarah Palin claims to be interested in running for President in 2016.

Here are 5 of Sarah Palin’s most insane and incoherent moments.

And the most dangerous sex position is:

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