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Weekly Alibi
 Apr 5 - 11, 2007 
Heeeeeeeeeee-Haw!
We ain't never in our lives seen a Best of Burque issue as purdy as this one, thanks to all those pictures y'all done sent to our webby site. Come on in fer a spell. This thing's fresh as a daisy.
NEWS/OPINION
Frequently Asked Questions
How much is this HEART Ordinance gonna cost us when it kicks in April 10, anyways?
News Feature
Good ol' boy Burque got his name on some national lists once again.
MUSIC
Special Music Feature
The Shins? Never heard of 'em. Pretty good, huh? Better thumb through this here interview.
FOOD
It's Just Grape Juice
This here hotness flow chart oughta help you figure up your wine tab. Shoot, our Etta Mae's a real looker, and she's just fine with moonshine.
FILM & TV
2007 Academy Award-Nominated Documentary Shorts
We'll take us some short, smart documentaries over crappy Hollywood pabulum any day.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Performance Preview
It's time again to get all poetical with the Grand Slam Finals at the National Hispanic Cultural Center.

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news

The Daily Word in Penis, Not Penis, Penis

The Daily Word

APD officer Keith Sandy joked about shooting James Boyd in the penis before fatally shooting him in the chest. No he didn’t, says the Albuquerque Police Department. Yes he totally frigging did, says Keith Sandy.

Texans will soon arm themselves with crossbows to protect New Mexican pumpkins from wild pigs. This is not one of Nostradmus’s more obscure prophecies, but actually a real thing that’s happening. h/t Dukecityfix.

Cooking With Pooh and 24 more completely inappropriate (but real!) children’s books.

The new Left Behind movie has scored a rare and coveted blurb from Satan himself.

Here’s a new reason to freak out about ebola this week: Freak out!

Super-successful joke maker Seth MacFarlane made a (honestly not-very good) joke about New Mexico last night. News 13 is on the case!

Alibi Picks

We're With You, Against Me!

Punk masters Against Me! take the stage at Launchpad.

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The Daily Word in Sheriff Rodella's conviction, deficit destroying dildos, and outlawing the Confederate flag

The Daily Word

Family Guy mentioned New Mexico in last night's episode.

Rio Arriba County sheriff Tommy Rodella was convicted of abusing his power yesterday.

I don't know what this means but Blue Cross/Blue Shield seems to be preparing for a shakeup.

Kansas is liquidating a large number of sex toys to make up for a budget shortfall.

Leg-lamp.

White House fence jumper made it further into the building than was previously disclosed.

Snoop Dogg interviews the news anchor who quit so abruptly recently.

California outlawed the Confederate flag.

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