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Weekly Alibi
 Apr 5 - 11, 2007 
Heeeeeeeeeee-Haw!
We ain't never in our lives seen a Best of Burque issue as purdy as this one, thanks to all those pictures y'all done sent to our webby site. Come on in fer a spell. This thing's fresh as a daisy.
NEWS/OPINION
Frequently Asked Questions
How much is this HEART Ordinance gonna cost us when it kicks in April 10, anyways?
News Feature
Good ol' boy Burque got his name on some national lists once again.
MUSIC
Special Music Feature
The Shins? Never heard of 'em. Pretty good, huh? Better thumb through this here interview.
FOOD
It's Just Grape Juice
This here hotness flow chart oughta help you figure up your wine tab. Shoot, our Etta Mae's a real looker, and she's just fine with moonshine.
FILM & TV
2007 Academy Award-Nominated Documentary Shorts
We'll take us some short, smart documentaries over crappy Hollywood pabulum any day.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Performance Preview
It's time again to get all poetical with the Grand Slam Finals at the National Hispanic Cultural Center.

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news

The Daily Word in drive-thru house hunting, murderer look-alikes, and a very Kirk Cameron Halloween

The Daily Word

Some guy turned two apartments in the NE Heights into his personal garage. The current residents aren’t too pleased.

We at the Alibi are bored with freaking out about Ebola. Let’s freak out about tuberculosis instead.

Cop killer Eric Frein is still at large in the PA woods, which is especially bad news for this other guy who looks just like him and would like for the police to stop pointing guns at him and making him lie on the ground.

The cost of the Hobbit trilogy is edging ever-closer to the $1 billion mark, perhaps due to the enormous costs associated with feeding a live dragon.

Syria is the hot new vacation destination for theocracy-inclined teenagers in Colorado this fall.

Good news, everybody! Kirk Cameron says it’s okay to celebrate Halloween!

Personals

"I Saw You" at Austin City Limits

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"Where words fail, music speaks." –Hans Christian Andersen | Reply for free or see more “I Saw You” posts at alibi.com/personals.

News

The Daily Word in five years for Pistorius, an oil CEO killed by a drunk Russian snowplow driver and Walter White was kicked out of Toys 'R' Us.

The Daily Word

Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office will be guarding an abandoned insane asylum over Halloween.

"Better not call Saul"

You will not be able to purchase the new Breaking Bad action figures at Toys "R" Us.

Oscar Pistorius got five years.

"Mr. President, don't touch my girlfriend."

Many employers do not like stretched earlobes.

Lets review the highlights of the 2014 Ig Nobel Prizes.

Don Imus is selling his New Mexico ranch.

The CEO of French oil company Total was killed in a fiery plane/drunken snowplow collision.

Check out Punk:The Best of Punk Magazine.

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