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Weekly Alibi
 Jul 5 - 11, 2007 
The “O Canada” Personality Test TM
Take a journey into the deep, dark soul of Canada.
NEWS/OPINION
Commentary
Alberta, Canada's home to what may be the most valuable resource for oil in the future: tar sand—and everyone wants a piece.
MUSIC
Spotlight: Canada Rocks!
Want to win the obscure band competition that occurs when any two hipsters are in one another's ego field? Get hip to bands from Canada you should know about.
FOOD
Know Your Ingredients
Learn to distinguish the color, taste and grade of good maple syrup. Experiment with Canada's delicious curd- and gravy-covered poutine in the comfort of your own large, American, cow figurine-covered kitchen.
FILM & TV
Idiot Box: Oh, Canada!
Remember "You Can't Do That on Television," one of the only non-lame Canadian shows ever? O'Leary does.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Book Review
Anne of Green Gables books were a good read but the Prince Edward Island-centered series set up false expectations by being nothing like real life. For instance, Anne never ranked other children into her fake gang.

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news

The Daily Word In Kidnapped Puppies, Selena Gomez Freaking Out And A List Of All The Things To Do In ABQ Today!

The Daily Word

It's Wednesday December 17th!

Prince turned down an opportunity to be on The Simpsons and less surprisingly so did Tom Cruise!

"NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!" says Selena Gomez at Taylor Swift's 25th birthday party.

If your life feels terrible right now, or you're nursing an incredible hang over from a work holiday party, watch this video of puppies playing with their mom in the snow. It'll make you feel better.

Proof that you can return all the expensive gifts you got for your children and give them onions and bananas instead!

Oh SNAP! BBC is gettin' real with this list of the worst CEOs of 2014!

Garfield! Because everyone needs more Garfield in their life.

Everything is actually more terrible than we realized, because someone stole a disabled veteran's dog from a gas station on Wyoming.

And for anyone who says there isn't anything to do in Albuquerque, here is a comprehensive guide to ALL the things to do today!

Personals

"I Saw You" at Marble Brewery

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

“A human being becomes human not through the casual convergence of certain biological conditions, but through an act of will and love on the part of other people.” –Italo Calvino | Reply for free or see more “I Saw You” posts at alibi.com/personals.

news

The Daily Word in "credibly accused clergy", mushrooms are murder and hard times befall Dicken's World

The Daily Word

Knockouts bouncers arrested over beating of patron.

Some cops in Roswell bought a dad baby formula rather than arrest him for shoplifting.

Gallup Catholic diocese has released a "credibly accused" list of clergy.

These Jimmy Kimmell-John Krasinski Christmas pranks are pretty funny.

"I'd like a cup of coffee and your most feral adoptable cat please."

Theme park "Dicken's World" has, ironically, fallen on hard times. Something Billy Childish can tell us about.

2014 words of the year.

In true Jesus fashion, a naked man burned down a church.

More Americans believe in immaculate conception than believe in climate change.

Hollywood producer Aaron Sorkin is pissed at the media reporting on the Sony hack.

Taliban gunmen massacred 141 at a school in Pakistan.

My favorite cocktail party factoid, that mushrooms are more animal than plant, just got bolstered.

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