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Weekly Alibi
 Jul 5 - 11, 2007 
The “O Canada” Personality Test TM
Take a journey into the deep, dark soul of Canada.
NEWS/OPINION
Commentary
Alberta, Canada's home to what may be the most valuable resource for oil in the future: tar sand—and everyone wants a piece.
MUSIC
Spotlight: Canada Rocks!
Want to win the obscure band competition that occurs when any two hipsters are in one another's ego field? Get hip to bands from Canada you should know about.
FOOD
Know Your Ingredients
Learn to distinguish the color, taste and grade of good maple syrup. Experiment with Canada's delicious curd- and gravy-covered poutine in the comfort of your own large, American, cow figurine-covered kitchen.
FILM & TV
Idiot Box: Oh, Canada!
Remember "You Can't Do That on Television," one of the only non-lame Canadian shows ever? O'Leary does.
FEATURE
ARTS/LIT
Book Review
Anne of Green Gables books were a good read but the Prince Edward Island-centered series set up false expectations by being nothing like real life. For instance, Anne never ranked other children into her fake gang.

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The Daily Word In Zombie Cats, Early Menses and Disco

The Daily Word

The new Ghostbusters movie has an all female cast!

Drinking soda may cause early menses.

This woman had 13 pounds of pot hidden in her car and had no idea. I’ve only ever found a kind of scratched cd labeled “DAD’S MIX” in my car :(

A thoughtful piece on Tent City.

In Florida they have zombie cats!

Here is a disco version of "Suicide Is Painless" .

Some tips on surviving catastrophe.

and it's Sarah McLachlan's birthday today!

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Time to Stand Up

From Flaccid To Fantastic!

This lecture covers and discusses the common causes of erectile dysfunction.

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The Daily Word in ferrets, babies, shredding guitarists and penile fractures

The Daily Word

If you hear voices in your head you should talk back to them.

A “Death Test” at hospitals would give elderly patients a choice.

Three pet ferrets chewed a baby’s face off.

A baby in Arizona was born without eyeballs.

Eddie Van Halen turns 60 today!

A serious blizzard is hitting the Northeastern part of the U.S.

Blizzard of Ozz is a seriously amazing album that came out in 1980. It marked the debut of Ozzy Osbourne's solo project, and featured the late, great Randy Rhoads on guitar.

Here's how to tie a neck tie 30 different ways.

Prehistoric Shark Alert!

Sarah Palin claims to be interested in running for President in 2016.

Here are 5 of Sarah Palin’s most insane and incoherent moments.

And the most dangerous sex position is:

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