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 Jul 5 - 11, 2007 
The “O Canada” Personality Test TM
Take a journey into the deep, dark soul of Canada.
Alberta, Canada's home to what may be the most valuable resource for oil in the future: tar sand—and everyone wants a piece.
Spotlight: Canada Rocks!
Want to win the obscure band competition that occurs when any two hipsters are in one another's ego field? Get hip to bands from Canada you should know about.
Know Your Ingredients
Learn to distinguish the color, taste and grade of good maple syrup. Experiment with Canada's delicious curd- and gravy-covered poutine in the comfort of your own large, American, cow figurine-covered kitchen.
Idiot Box: Oh, Canada!
Remember "You Can't Do That on Television," one of the only non-lame Canadian shows ever? O'Leary does.
Book Review
Anne of Green Gables books were a good read but the Prince Edward Island-centered series set up false expectations by being nothing like real life. For instance, Anne never ranked other children into her fake gang.

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Day of Destiny Wrestling

Dom Vitali! Johnny K! The Almighty Sheik! Brute 66! Somebody named Pinky!

I'm not exactly sure who these people are, but I do know that they're going to beat the hell out of each other at the Day of Destiny Wrestling 8. If you, like me, love watching huge sweaty men make guttural threats into a microphone and then hit another huge sweaty man with a chair, then show up at the Westside Community Center this Saturday at 7pm for real local wrasslin' action.

Only $15!

Event Horizon

Red Planet Rising

Thursday, Oct 8: Mars Fiesta

Revel in everything about Mars.


The Daily Word: Diseases Of The Future

The Daily Word

The fall of TV.

Youtube killed the TV star.


No Blame, No Shame.

The formulation of “Telepathy

An unfortunate event of nature.

Computer, what’s wrong?

Haha, what?

The great computer race.

Fuel of the future.

Diseases of the future.

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