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 Aug 16 - 22, 2007 
It takes heart, guts and a good amount of brains to survive this place called Albuquerque. Just ask the zombies.
NEWS/OPINION
Fatten your brain with this week's news section! Learn who's responsible for scooping the poop of Albuquerque's homeless population.
MUSIC
Three, two, one, album: The 2bers get live in the 505!
FOOD
The 2007 Best of Burque Restaurants poll is finally here! Get stuffed and vote for your favorite local places—just don't stuff the ballot. Plus, a how-to for surviving disasters without sacrificing taste.
FILM & TV
Our film and TV editor pits “Man vs. Wild” against “Survivorman" in an idiot box cage match. Who's left standing after the static clears?
ARTS/LIT
Alibi photographer Xavier Mascareñas points his camera at the old and future UNM Children’s Hospitals in Cradle to Cradle.

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Lionhead Bunny residency

A residency with Lionhead Bunny featuring noted musicians from the Duke City.

news

The Daily Word in cream cheese, happy elephants and taking lunch breaks

The Daily Word

Good afternoon, people of the internet! It's almost Friday, which means absolutely nothing to people who work weekends!

The Ringling Bros. finally admit maybe having wild elephants as part of their circus isn’t really that cool.

A 91 year-old woman who was told as a girl she wouldn’t be able to pursue engineering, has landed her dream job as a design consultant specializing in products geared towards the elderly. TAKE THAT, AGEISM AND SEXISM!

Prince played basketball in middle school and his yearbook photo is going to make your Thursday.

Everyone knows the top emojis are the poop, the partying ghost and the monkey covering her eyes. Some genius made an emoji poop dress and it’s all I want this year for my birthday.

PUT CREAM CHEESE ON/IN EVERYTHING!

Take a lunch break every damn day!

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The Daily Word in Mt. Everest's poop problem, PARCC protests and National Grammar Day

The Daily Word

Good morning, it’s Wednesday, March 4,

and Mt. Everest is covered in shit and corpses,

a “party bike” will soon be wobbling through the streets of Downtown Albuquerque, bringing up to 14 drunken pedalers to the pubs of there choice,

the man who invented Keurig coffee makers thinks the disposable single-use coffee packets are to expensive and bad for the environment,

people on the Internet are still assholes,

APS is threatening to criminally charge students who protest the controversial PARCC test,

and its National Grammer Day, everybody! Check out Grammar Girls’ editing checklist here and then post all the errors you find in today’s Daily Word in the comments below. Whoever finds the most errors will win a heaping helping of smug self-satisfaction!

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