A gang of cryptids have taken over Downtown—and they're not leaving until somebody plays "Stairway to Heaven."This week in news: New Mexico’s online political journalist spills his virtual beans, city councilors squabble and the South Valley steps closer to becoming its own city.
This week in food: Nebbiolo grapes make us quiver almost as much as the foie gras at Marcello’s Chophouse.
This week in film: The 11th Hour attempts to get all enviro-sexy with Leo DiCaprio while chanteuse Édith Piaf's life is laid bare in La Vie En Rose.
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"I Saw You" at Burt’s Tiki Lounge
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Burts Tiki. On 3/6/14
Burt's on 3/6. Gorgeous lady. You were all dressed in black and dancing by yourself. I wanted to come talk to you. You're incredibly beautiful and a very good dancer. Me: the guy sitting at the booth that couldn't take his eyes off of you. I'm hoping there's a spark between us. Please contact me.
Thank You, Ayurvedic Little Beast!
Dear Yoga Pants-wearing Ayurvedic naughty little beast, for your valuable advice and kind words. Unfortunately, the woman who holds my heart captive will not set it free while at the same time not making herself emotionally available. Many thanks, a hairless Kapha Dosha type.