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Weekly Alibi
 Sep 13 - 19, 2007 
5-7-5: It's
not just the new area
code in the Southwest.

It's also the right
number of syllables in
a haiku. Creepy,

right? Right? Never mind.
Enjoy the contest winners
anyway, comrades.
NEWS/OPINION
Publicly financed candidates may not be aware of all the rules surrounding their campaigns. It is the maiden voyage of the system, after all. Plus, the debut of "Asshat of the Week." Yeah, we're really into that word.
MUSIC
Road life beats on a touring cowboy, punk rockers resist the "revivalist" label and the Potty Mouth Sherry's ride off into the sunset with their weird apostrophe.
FOOD
La Quiche Parisienne Bistro is the real thing in a sea of preservative-laden baked goods. Plus, learn how to drink tequila. Be sure to partake in an entire haikued Chowtown.
FILM & TV
O'Leary makes predictions about TV's fall lineup: "Bionic Woman" will kick heinie and should be pretty hot. "Cavemen," based on the Geico commercials, has always been a bad idea.
ARTS/LIT
Crack, self-inflicted wounds, what more can you want from live theater? Hooray for the NC-17 play Bug at the Vortex Theatre.

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news

The Daily Word in evolution, extinction and the Department of Love.

The Daily Word

Australopithecus deyiremeda is your newest evolutionary ancestor.

STDs are just another reason hookup apps are gross.

The proud name of FIFA is being “dragged through the mud”.

The Iranian Dept. of Love has a new dating website.

A new childrearing battle has arisen: Cat Dad vs. Tiger Mom.

“We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky.”

We’ll all die eventually but true extinction won’t happen for awhile.

LOL LOL LOL! Wedgie isn’t the only slang in the dictionary now.

Just another reason why dogs are the best.

news

The Daily Word: in real life vampires and delicious ice cream

The Daily Word

death of the fringes

life imitating art

human evolution 2: electric boogaloo

50 shades of doin it

we all scream for ice cream

nuclear accidents happen

I vant to ve a vampire

bad dog! and pigs and rats. and humans

ready your pitchforks. or just forks. whatever

art is anything you can get away with

NOT THE BEES!!!!!

PRINT IS NOT DEAD!

Alibi Picks

Disco, Glitter and Roller Skates: Xanadu Jr. at N4th Theater

A Greek muse inspires love, laughter and the world's first Roller Disco in this 1980s glitter explosion of a play. Runs through 6/7.
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