Hot-air balloons so fanciful they'll provide a lift to your heart—especially if you like 40s and ninjas.Our women's football team folds after too many knockouts and broken bones, but another's forming from the debris. And will the latest Clear Channel maneuver accidently end the days of radio consolidation?
What do you get when you combine highbrow sex with nude romps in the rain? Actually, a tame Lady Chatterley. And on a slapstick note, the bros behind There's Something About Mary use Neil Simon for inspiration.
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"I Saw You" at Burt’s Tiki Lounge
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Burts Tiki. On 3/6/14
Burt's on 3/6. Gorgeous lady. You were all dressed in black and dancing by yourself. I wanted to come talk to you. You're incredibly beautiful and a very good dancer. Me: the guy sitting at the booth that couldn't take his eyes off of you. I'm hoping there's a spark between us. Please contact me.
Thank You, Ayurvedic Little Beast!
Dear Yoga Pants-wearing Ayurvedic naughty little beast, for your valuable advice and kind words. Unfortunately, the woman who holds my heart captive will not set it free while at the same time not making herself emotionally available. Many thanks, a hairless Kapha Dosha type.